I almost hate to take off my hat
After I’ve had my haircut
The guys on the job always ask
“Who cut your hair?”
And before I begin to tell them
They answer themselves
“Attilla the Hun – with a lawn mower
After he got his eyes poked out!”
Saving me the agony and trouble
Of removing my hat again
-- Copyright © 2010 by Anthony Buccino, all rights reserved.
Adapted from long-lost FROM A WAREHOUSE chapbook.
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